Honestly, we don’t think we’d need to read beyond ‘AMC.’
It’s the finale tonight, and your three finalists vying for the elite title of Dancingest Star are Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey (who?), and the immortal Bristol Palin, who has proven that teen motherhood should never be a roadblock to winning a reality show while your mom uses a very small portion of her massive book earnings to spring for daycare.
Who will take it? Who will win America’s heart? I think it’s obvious, don’t you? After all, the general public is voting for this thing. “700 Club” viewers will be jamming up the lines, stumbling over their walkers to vote for young Palin. It’s in the bag, people. Bet everything you have, even your political credibility. Oh, and Christina Aguilera pops up to sing a song. Because she has a movie to bother you with. ANTICIPATION: PALINMANIA!” —Drew Magary cannot contain his excitement for tonight’s DWTS.
Proof: This embedded video of Palin as newscaster in which she talks about Alaskan Iditarod-type races. Actual title of the segment (at the 14-second mark): “LOTS OF DOGS.”
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, according to reports by the state-owned Jam-e Jam daily.
To review: Iran has a state-owned Jammy Jam.