That’s the Washington Post Express’ Kristen Page-Kirby summing up this weekend’s battle of the sexes, movie-style. She notes interesting theories on why couples end up seeing action films over rom-coms. But let’s not over-think this. The chick flick “Prom” doesn’t stand a chance against “Fast Five.” Why? Because this guy, this guy, and this guy look AUH-mazing without shirts on. Plus, cars will blow up in “Fast Five.” Really, it’s that simple.