That’s the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, as seen on last night’s episode of “Parks and Recreation,” which you probably didn’t watch because you have bad taste and are a terrible person.  I cannot begin to tell you how stunned I am that BREAKFAST is nowhere to be found on this chart.  “I’m a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast foods.”  That’s gosh darn right, sir.


(via joshmorrissey)

Source: ourcenturyofugh