Chevy Cruze Will Read Facebook Statuses To You, Because You’re A Loser. Have you ever been driving and thought to yourself, “Boy, I really wish I could hear an automated voice read out loud the status update of my friend complaining about his sociology homework,” then you’re in luck. Also, you’re a needy person and likely a horrible driver. Nevertheless, GM introduced the Chevy Cruze’s Facebook read-backs during the Super Bowl last night, and I promise you the scenario they depict will never happen in real life ever, ever, ever. Anyway, I have a better idea to hear how your friends are doing: CALLING THEM AND HEARING THEIR ACTUAL VOICES.