“I’m not going to say the word I’m thinking of.” That’s the caption that got Roger Ebert to the finals of the New Yorker’s cartoon caption contest, but I dare say the Pulitzer Prize winner was out-witticismed this go round by Ronn Koeppel of Los Osos, CA. I also would have accepted, “This is why we need to use Peapod.”

-DM

[newyorker]

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  1. the20s reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    “I’m not going to say the word I’m thinking of.” That’s the caption that got Roger Ebert to the finals of the New...
  2. laweekly1 reblogged this from newyorker
  3. theueckerist reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    “Fine. Technically, it’s not ironic that you drive a Mitsubishi Mirage. But you get the point.”
  4. cjkatt reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    Are you taking me to where you’re going to dump
  5. awoodenpen reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    “I know this isn’t the best time to tell you, but I think we should see other people.” OR “I don’t care what the...
  6. loserbeam reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    “We are dust in the wind. Our lives are futile. We signify nothing.” This game is fun!
  7. marilynhack reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    “I don’t care how long you’ve lived here - this won’t take us from Queens to Brooklyn!”
  8. thetimetravelersworld reblogged this from petervidani
  9. wreckandsalvage reblogged this from petervidani and added:
    “F, as in, forget finding the Fiat, Franklin. We’re fucked!”
  10. tballardbrown reblogged this from newyorker
  11. tjpytheas reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    Henry, this is not the Dessert aisle.
  12. willystaley reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    I thought I had already won with: “Honey, I told you it was parked in FF, not F. I made
  13. hallekiefer reblogged this from petervidani and added:
    The F stands for how fucked we are.
  14. petervidani reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    I distinctly remember setting down my skull somewhere by this sign.
  15. braiker reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    “This parking lot is like...desert. Amiright?”
  16. gumplr reblogged this from newyorker and added:
    Still no F train?
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