You know what else a hurricane could be good for? Hurricane make-outs. Here’s how to find your hurricane boyfriend.
The Village Voice has five simple ways for you find someone to hook up with during Hurricapocalypse 2011. But they left out the best way of all: HOARDING. If you hoard all the candles and water and beef broth and flashlights, then people will be forced to hook up with you just to survive. LOVE PROFITEERING IS TOTALLY ETHICAL.

-DM

[Jen Doll]

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