Posts tagged hurricapocalypse 2011

Your Hurricapocalypse Sextuple Feature. A hurricane is coming. You’re going to be trapped inside. You’re going to need something to do. You’re going to need movies to watch until the power goes out and you’re forced to huddle in the basement and eat all the canned herring. Why not try these soothing features?

• “White Squall”

• “Hard Rain”

• “Black Rain”

• “Purple Rain”

• “Wind”

• “Me, Myself, & Irene”

-DM

“ You know what else a hurricane could be good for? Hurricane make-outs. Here’s how to find your hurricane boyfriend.
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The Village Voice has five simple ways for you find someone to hook up with during Hurricapocalypse 2011. But they left out the best way of all: HOARDING. If you hoard all the candles and water and beef broth and flashlights, then people will be forced to hook up with you just to survive. LOVE PROFITEERING IS TOTALLY ETHICAL.

-DM

[Jen Doll]